I just realized how especially twisted it is that Hannibal not only is a cold-blooded murderer and cannibal, but he also just happens to be a dude who can sniff out cancer. The insanely powerful nose of a cancer-sniffing savant doesn’t go to someone who will go running through the streets rooting out cancer in the general population, but someone who would just prefer to use the skill to avoid eating icky organs.
you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.
If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my sociopolitical blogosphere
omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet
(Source: grintaire, via accioonmywaywardson)
Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life
I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
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