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perpetuallycaffeinated:

I just realized how especially twisted it is that Hannibal not only is a cold-blooded murderer and cannibal, but he also just happens to be a dude who can sniff out cancer. The insanely powerful nose of a cancer-sniffing savant doesn’t go to someone who will go running through the streets rooting out cancer in the general population, but someone who would just prefer to use the skill to avoid eating icky organs.


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sennoectogammat: fiveserpentsteeth: Thought I saw Star Trek Into Darkness, but I guess I saw Star Trek Into The D. Sounding.

sennoectogammat:

fiveserpentsteeth:

Thought I saw Star Trek Into Darkness, but I guess I saw Star Trek Into The D.

Sounding.

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Text Post Sat, May. 18, 2013 22,529 notes

ididthatonce:

stumblingphrases:

you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.

If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my sociopolitical blogosphere

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Text Post Sat, May. 18, 2013 13,758 notes

vorfreudde:

you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it

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Text Post Sat, May. 18, 2013 167,907 notes

capitalvice:

ruffaloon:

omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

#more dramatic than romeo and juliet

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oomshi:

stop fucking flirting with my crush do you want to die omg

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flexxx-wizard:

waterfallfish:

Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life
I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH

ACCURATE

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riders-of-brohan:

“I’ve lost weight” I announced.

Everyone congratulated me.

But Weight was the name of my son.

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Now we can imagine him riding Louis’ dick

Now we can imagine him riding Louis’ dick

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